A pretend intro...

I spend my days (and sometimes nights) with the most charming and "free-spirited" little boy I have ever met. He's all mine and I love it. Lucky for him, not only can I present a damn good fruit platter upon nap-time wake ups, I can also do the best impressions of every character he may be into at the time. I have spent most of my grown up years working, so when I was laid off, taking care of him, my husband, and my home became my new thang. A 50's kinda housewife with an appreciation for the pilgrims, but with waaaaayy better dance moves.