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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Sensory Overload

Amidst the Saturday morning chaos (the kind that dad doesn't get to see while at work during the week)

Dad:  "AHHHHH!!!!  THIS HOUSE IS SO LOUD!!!!!"
Jerry: "Well, we have kids!  That's why!"

Barking Spiders

Dinner conversation:

((((( someone farts at the dinner table))))

Mom:  "Was that a barking spider?"
Dad:  "Yep.  I bet its under the table."
Jerry: "There's no barking spider in here.  They live in the garage."
Dad: "They live in the garage and they're loud and they stink."
Mom: "Well, unfortunately, I hear them in the house quite a bit."
Jerry:  "That's why our house smells so bad."