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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Barking Spiders

Dinner conversation:

((((( someone farts at the dinner table))))

Mom:  "Was that a barking spider?"
Dad:  "Yep.  I bet its under the table."
Jerry: "There's no barking spider in here.  They live in the garage."
Dad: "They live in the garage and they're loud and they stink."
Mom: "Well, unfortunately, I hear them in the house quite a bit."
Jerry:  "That's why our house smells so bad."

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