((((( someone farts at the dinner table))))
Mom: "Was that a barking spider?"
Dad: "Yep. I bet its under the table."
Jerry: "There's no barking spider in here. They live in the garage."
Dad: "They live in the garage and they're loud and they stink."
Mom: "Well, unfortunately, I hear them in the house quite a bit."
Jerry: "That's why our house smells so bad."